The younger, hotter sister is easy -- but you're looking for something long term

In response to "Sorry newspaper, we like your younger, hotter sister"

The internet. The newspaper's hotter younger sister. At first, she's wonderful. She's flashier than the printed newspaper, she's easier, and and everyone else wants her too. She flaunts her features in a way that puts her older sister to shame. She's really good, for awhile.

Then, after some time with her, the newness wears off. You begin to realize that keeping up with her is a lot of work. She doesn't always tell you the full story, and you must dig through multiple sources to get the full truth.

She is also gossipy. She thrives on being the first person with new information. She floods you with information about Britney Spears and Tiger Woods, and other things you really don't care about.

In the long run what you're really looking for are two things that she can't promise you: dependability and consistancy.

Eventually, you decide to cut the crap. You run back into the arms of her older sister, the newspaper, who's been patiently waiting for you all along.

Your relationship with the newspaper is better for you because it is well rounded. She gives you the full story right away, not just bits and pieces. She challenges you by providing crosswords and word searches. She makes you laugh with her comics. And you know your relationship is in it for the long haul.

All the older sister has to do is revamp herself. Maybe a makeover would help. The newspaper isn't out of the picture yet, and here's a few good reasons why.

So don't don't fret, newspaper. We'll come back to you.