Lets face it ladies and gentleman, relationships never last forever. Something always comes along that is better. I've had the best girlfriend ever, she was amazing. We lasted for years and years. Everything was perfect!
That was until I saw her sister.
Sorry newspaper, it's over, I have already changed our Facebook relationship status. I'm sorry.
My new hot babe? Say hello to Ms. Internet. She is everything I want. She is faster, more up to date and best of all shes CHEAP!
Those two words, cheap and faster, are what have murdered the modern newspaper and continues to take on any challengers. New York Times, USA Today you just wait, you don't have a chance against this growing juggernaut.
NO NO not him. It is more like this...
It was no secret, newspapers make 80-percent of their profits from advertising. Websites like Craigslist is like asking a girls father for permission to take out his daughter, you just rather go through someone else.
The Newspaper Association of America expects advertising sales to drop 9.7-percent in 2009 after falling a staggering 16.5-percent in 2008. Looks like Craig is getting the last laugh, that jerk.
According to naa.org in 2004, some six years ago, 45-percent of U.S adults who went online for any kind of news during the past week visited a newspaper-affiliated web site. That was six years ago, just think of how we have changed in six short years.
I loved my ex-girlfriend but I have fallen for her younger, hotter sister.
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